IT'S SALAD DRESSING FOR YOUR SKIN.

THE PANTRY

EVERYDAY DRESSING

4.5 oz - $28

Pocket-size pour of deep Nourishment.

GET DRESSED

FAMILY SIZE

8 oz - $42

Drown it.

GET DRESSED

Serving suggestion. Do not eat.

THE INGREDIENTS

  • Vitamin E

    Supports the skin barrier, softens.

  • Evening Primrose

    Rich, glossy, nourishing.

  • Sweet Almond

    Silky, hydrating, right amount of greasy.

  • Rosehip

    Smoothing, soothing, radiant.

  • Geranium

    Bright and earthy.

  • Lavender

    Soft, calming, quietly floral.

  • Patchouli

    Just a hint, to keep it strange.

  • COLD-PRESSED

    Never heated, no additives.

REVIEWS

  • "My elbows haven't been this soft since the '90s"
    -Olga

  • "The mosquitos definitely preferred my boyfriend."
    -Alyson

  • "Smells Delicious."
    -Barbie

BEFORE YOU DRESS

Is it actually salad dressing?

No. This is not for consumption. Please don't pour on salad, but your bod will love it.

Can I use it on my face?

House Dressing was created as a body oil. If using on your face, we recommend patch testing first.

Can I use it everyday?

For sure. Apply generously to clean, damp skin whenever you feel underdressed.

Why does it look like a grocery product?

House Dressing is inspired by vintage pantry staples, cookbook photography, and the strange.

Is it Vegan?

Yes. No animal ingredients. No Animal Testing.

Where is it made?

It's made in small-batches in Los Angeles, California